I received a phone call tonight. 

Guy, “Hi, umm this is Zach, I’m trying to get a hold of Mike.”

Me, “who?  no Mike here, I’ve had this number for a couple of years.”

Guy, “Oh okay, whoops.”

Ten minutes later, text: “You sounded cute, are you single?”

For some gross reason this was flattering, I responded simply, “Well, I guess I am”

Him, “You guess?”

Me, “Age?”

Him, “20, you?”

Me, “Hahaha you’re a little too young for me. 25.”

Him, “You might be surprised in the maturity level.”

I laughed out loud…ONLY because those words have so famously left my lips hundreds of times.

Me, “Shouldn’t you be hitting on some drunk 19 year old girl?”

Him, “Hells no, I like older chicks.”

Me, “Hahaha well, that presents a problem, I like older men.” 

Him, “Ewww, why not a young stud who can play your p*ssy like Ray Charles on a piano”

I had to give it to him, that was entertaining, “Haha um, for that exact reason.  No matter how old of a 20 year old you are, you’re still only 20.”

Him,”LOL touche.”

Thanks for that line Julie.  I think you used that on me when I was 22.

Okay, okay, with the proof of M and I learned a valuable lesson.  All of my friends are 10-15 years older than me, WHY oh WHY would I date someone younger than me??!!